beaft:

beaft:

a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man

same guy came back yesterday. same order. i said, “ah, entering the shadowlands again, i see.” he asked me to explain this remark to him. i did so to the best of my ability. he returned again today and said, “i’ll have another shadowlands please, extra hot.” think i might have started something